Speaking of tongues…
Let’s be honest here: I’ve heard just about everything that can be said by humans and I can’t imagine it’s any different in Italian or Greek or Ukrainian than it is in English. So, if I could learn any language I wanted to, I would choose Doggese.
Why? Because I think my pooch has a unique perspective on life and the world that I might actually learn from. There’s a healthy detachment from all the crap that ties we humans up in knots. All he worries about is dinner, walkies and being loved, and maybe a nice place to nap.
I suspect people all over the world could learn from that kind of simplicity.